Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Does SpongeBob SquarePants Have Autism?

When you have a child with autism you develop a very fine tuned autism radar. You can look at other children and pick up right away if they are on the spectrum.

I don't know about you but my radar goes off when I watch SpongeBob SquarePants and yes, I like to watch SpongeBob!

Here are 10 reasons why I think SpongeBob SquarePants has autism.

1. SpongeBob's inability to realize that Squidward doesn't like him.

2.His strong desire to stay in his routine and the stress he feels when taken out of it. If Mr. Crabs tells him to go home, he doesn't know what to do with himself.

3. His is very immature for his age. I don't know how old he is but he has a job and lives alone so he has to be an adult but he acts like a child. 

4. He can't make crabby patties unless he uses a certain spatula.

5. SpongeBob never seems to notice if someone is making fun of him or making a joke.

6. His extreme fascination with jelly fish, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy

7. He does not seem to understand if something is dangerous.

8. He believes everything everyone tells him and takes it literally.

9. Spongebob lives in his own world most of the time and is socially awkward.

10. No matter how much Mrs. Puff teaches SpongeBob he just can not learn how to drive. My daughter is not old enough to drive yet but I picture her being just like SpongeBob when she starts her driving lessons.

Well there it is, I just call it like I see it. Now I know he doesn't show some of the classic traits but I am sure he falls on the spectrum somewhere.


  1. HAHAHAAAAAAAA. I love you. This should go viral!!!! Can't wait to tell my son your scientific theory.

  2. Thanks, I think there are a few more cartoons out there that need some ABA therapy as well.

  3. The goverment created autism. Do not beleive it! The illumanti will come an get you do not beleive it!

    1. Thank you!!! it's been so l;ong since i've seen the truth on the internet. Like the ""Moon Landing"", autism is a lie meant to fool the gulible and the religiuous. thank yuo!!!!

    2. Both of you are liars! Autism is real! I should know as I have a brother who has it. And it makes him drive me crazy!

    3. Either you two are intentionally trolling or just plain ignorant, if the government "created" autism then where is the physical evidence that autism doesn't exist?

    4. ^ Excuse me?! Since when am I ignorant and trolling?! Those two really were lying.

      If I'm you, I wouldn't make any false assumptions.

      I think it's ironic to claim that someone who isn't trolling is trolling when you seemed to be doing just that.

      But if you were referring to the Anonymous folks who posted before 2015, then I apologize for lashing out at you.

    5. wassup spongie

  4. Autism is real!! It is not made up. How dare you open up your incompetent ignorant mouth! Don't open your mouth unless you have something intelligent and decent to say!!!

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  6. Here's an idea: have you seen the 2001 episode, "Procrastination"?

  7. I have autism and its real you anuses.

  8. Saying something about your daughter "being the same as SpongeBob" when she learns to drive, online for anyone to see is just absolutely messed up